Why you so obsessed with me?

It's really hard to fall asleep when you have "Not That Kind of Girl" (courtesy of Jojo) stuck in your head--which, funnily enough, also makes it hard to maintain any kind of dignity.

At work we have Christmas music playing--the same songs day in and day out. Mostly it's Clay Aiken (someone, PLEASE, put some arsenic in my hot cocoa) and Mariah Carey. I am not a Mariah fan, but every time I hear "I don't want a lot for Christmas..." I instead think of what is perhaps in the top 1,000 of history's greatest songs, "Heartbreaker." It's from her "Rainbow" album, not to be confused with her later CD, "Charmbracelet." Yes. I'd repeat that, but I'm too busy putting on more lip gloss and petting my purse-sized poodle.