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Jobs I could not have:
1. Sports announcer
2. Butcher
3. Podiatrist
4. Sales clerk in, owner/manager of-- a party supplies store
5. Forklift driver (well, maybe for a little while)
6. Calculus teacher
7. Writer of trashy romance novels (Dear Danielle Steele, I am not strong enough to do what you do. That's kind of a backhanded compliment, but really a veiled insult. Sincerely, Amanda)
8. Manicurist
9. Pig farmer
10. Mary Kay consultant (no disrespect. Lots of people do it. I would be terrible at it.)
11. Professional golfer
12. Clothing designer for Lady GaGa
13. Owner of a rug store
14. Cookie factory worker
15. Conwoman
16. Librarian
17. Any occupation involving the harpsichord.
1. Sports announcer
2. Butcher
3. Podiatrist
4. Sales clerk in, owner/manager of-- a party supplies store
5. Forklift driver (well, maybe for a little while)
6. Calculus teacher
7. Writer of trashy romance novels (Dear Danielle Steele, I am not strong enough to do what you do. That's kind of a backhanded compliment, but really a veiled insult. Sincerely, Amanda)
8. Manicurist
9. Pig farmer
10. Mary Kay consultant (no disrespect. Lots of people do it. I would be terrible at it.)
11. Professional golfer
12. Clothing designer for Lady GaGa
13. Owner of a rug store
14. Cookie factory worker
15. Conwoman
16. Librarian
17. Any occupation involving the harpsichord.
posted by Sylvia Louise at
2:38 PM
2 Comments:
Why not a librarian?
I echo the rest of the list. I could not sell anything.
Can I add: Professional Garage Sale-r.
I've met many grouchy librarians. I guess I assumed is wasn't just a coincidence. Be a librarian = become grouchy.
Do you not want to put on garage sales yourself, or do you not want to attend the garage sale of somebody else?
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